There are different sorts of expectations involved when an action film stars both Zorro and a Charlie’s Angel. Unfortunately, Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002) ranks as one of the worst action movies of all time, leaving little to nothing for its defense. Made by the Thai director Wych Kaosayananda (with the unluckily fitting pseudonym ‘Kaos’), the film marked his debut in Hollywood. Antonio Banderas and Lucy Liu play the leading roles and are supposedly on opposite ends of a conspiracy.