Christmas: the most wonderful time of the year? What’s so wonderful about hearing the same old songs and carols? Seeing the same old decorations? Putting up with the same forced ‘goodwill to all men’ sentiments while seeing those same people tear into each other on Black Friday? For plenty, Christmas isn’t just a humbug: it’s the whole rotten confectionary. So, how can people who detest Christmas get away from the ‘festivities’?