Arise now, ye Tarnished for the Lands Between is ripe for the taking. But thou must remember, killing thy Elden Lords is mere diversion. For thou must prepare to slay in the true Elden Ring endgame, Elden Bling. Because if one is to become an Elden Lord, one has to look better than a wretch. Armor stats be damned, fashion is all that matters once players have gotten "gud."